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Welcome to the Dark Side - Doormat

SKU: AC1076

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The Dark Side is more hospitable than one would expect.

Condition: New

Availability: In stock

$24.99
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Door Mat / Floor Mat

Size: 24" x 16"

Material: Polypropylene with non-slip rubber backing

Welcome To The Dark Side

Darth Vader never Forced Luke into joining the Dark Side. A lightsaber battle might be a funny way of showing his encouragement, but if you listen closely, you can tell Vader only wanted some father-son bonding. He said, "Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son!" He never said, "Luke, I am your father. Join the Dark Side or you're grounded mister."

There's always an open invitation to join the Dark Side, unlike those Jedi snobs, who hold a council meeting whenever some young padawan wants to join. You already know what wholesome fun (and awesome power) there is on the Dark Side, but the delivery drivers, scouts, missionaries, and other guests at your door have yet to learn.

Show them the ways of the Dark Side by giving them a nice, warm welcome with this Welcome to the Dark Side door mat. Say, "Hello there! C'mon over to the Dark Side! We've got milk and cookies to eat, puppies and kittens to play with, and an entire galaxy to suppress with totalitarian rule! It's tons of fun! ...Don't forget to wipe your feet."

Doormat - Welcome To The Dark Side

Material: Polypropylene with non-slip rubber backing